A friend from CWSC asked me what county I reside in today. I told him I didn’t reside in a county. I reside in Oachita Parish. That reminded me of an article I read this morning. He did it right as I was on Ellen Hampton’s blog, which reminded me of the fact that someone impersonated me in a chat room the other day and started bashing Roman Catholics. That’s kinda how my mind works.
I don’t understand webtracking. I had 208 unique hits yesterday. Does that mean 208 people looked at my site yesterday? Or does that mean my site was clicked on 208 times.
Here is the result of your 500 Point Nerdity Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 326 of 500 questions, making you 34.8% nerd pure (65.2% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 34.8% pure in the nerd domain (you have 65.2% nerd in you).
According to the scoring guide, your nerd experience level is: Your best friend is a microchip
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 43%, based on a comparison of your test results with 6628 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 62.1%.
Be like Russ, Emeth, and Rick. Take the test!
How bout these recent hits?
30 Jul, Tue, 00:46:22 Google: feet worship
29 Jul, Mon, 17:59:01 Yahoo: worship feet
29 Jul, Mon, 15:49:07 Yahoo: joe morecraft
I’d make a weird-looking guy. I was really curious earlier as to what I would look like if I was a guy, so I drew a mustache and gotee on my face. That was a little scary.
Movie Quiz
1. “Orange Mocha Frappacinno!”
2. “Love is like oxygen!”
3. “I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family.”
4. “One day, hard as it is to believe, each and every one of us is going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die!”
5. “Don’t you understand? How can I marry you? Me! The symbol of bachelorhood. I’ve sneered at every love scene in every play. I’ve written four million words against marriage. Now I’ll be hooked to a minister’s daughter.”
6. “If only you’d been an English teacher/We’d have a little apartment in Queens/You’d get a summer vacation/And we would know what life means/A man who’s got his masters/Is really someone”
7. “Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons!”
8. “Momma says aligators are ornery coz they got all them big teeth and no toothbrush.”
Link from “Another Online Diary”
I sure enjoyed the looks of shock when Blake Purcell passed the wine to our elders and said, “The Blood of Christ, shed for you.”
My grandma is in a nursing home now. She was able to live at her home by herself until just days ago. She’s 93 years old. She smoked for 50 years, has heart disease, and is a diabetic. Eyres don’t give up too easily. It was hard to see her at the nursing home today. I kind of don’t like those places. She seems to really appreciate the care she’s been given, though. That’s somewhat new for my grandma. She’s normally pretty pessimistic about everything. I think her heart has softened after the hardships she’s gone through with her health diminishing. I’ve always loved her, though. She’s given so much to our family; much more than we’d ever be able to repay. And she’s a Christian. Catholic. My dad grew up in the RCC and ended up rebelling when he was about 14 or so. Then he became baptist. Now he’s presbyterian. I don’t know what that really has to do with this post.
I’m back home. It really is good to see my family again, and strange to think that I’ll be leaving again in about 2 1/2 weeks. I got a job down in Portland that starts up in the middle of August. I’m excited and scared. Living in Portland will be awesome. I think it’s going to be really difficult as well, though. I’d really appreciate your prayers. I want to be able to be a good servant for Christ, no matter where I live. I want to find a lot of ways to be able to minister to others when I move. I’m scared.
Ok, a few of the highlights of my trip:
Being able to talk to Evie without the use of any phones
Watching Mr. McConnell do a crazy dance move and Amanda trying to impersonate it
Singing in the mall with Evie
Receiving good morning hugs from Natalie (Evie’s little sister) every morning
Going to church, church, and then another church on Sunday
Driving my friend’s cabby (although rather badly)
Singing a song to a friend on the phone
Those are the things I think I want to focus on. Maybe I won’t mention the fact that I got in a car accident and totaled Evie’s suburban. Oops… too late.
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