I’m not a crackhead, but..

I’ve been dealing with severe happiness for the past couple days. New versions of the Rachel dance have been created, new songs are being sung, and all new goofy, weird expressions are being produced. Today I went to the store with my little sister and got her some candy. Well, okay, I got myself some candy too. I love those candy necklaces! So if it wasn’t enough that I was actually buying a candy necklace for myself as well, after I signed my name by the receipt I asked the cashier, “which copy do I get to keep?” to which he replied, “the yellow one.” Then I said, “Yay! I love yellow.” He chuckled and said something under his breath. What? Yellow is cool!

When you learn to laugh at yourself…

Life becomes hilarious.

Sing it Frank!
I’ve got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time give me sigh
I never had the least notion that
I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo? Could you care?
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon my mush
‘Cause I have got a crush on you

Could you coo? Could you care?
For a cunning cottage we could share?
That we could share
The world will pardon my mush
‘Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you

Credit cards stink
I don’t know what is up with my Visa debit card. Last Saturday I was at the grocery store, and I made a $13 purchase. It declined it. I went to the bank to see if I had overdrawn my checking balance. I had umm…a lot more money than that…in my checking. So I just pulled out cash, and I paid for my mangos and canned chicken (This was also the time that the one-toothed lady hit on me because she said it looked like I was making a nice supper…mmm mangos and canned chicken, yum). I have been trying to buy a book from amazon, and my credit card has been declined not once, but twice this week. I am really getting frustrated with this. I just used my card yesterday, and it was fine. I am going to go insane.