What has red hair, black fingernails, and metal going through its flesh?
Update: As of 5:39 PM, hair slowly turning brown…fingernails losing color.
What is this creature that only last week had raven black hair, clear fingernails, and only two and a half weeks ago had not grown that metal appendage?
Here’s an interesting knock-off of The Onion.
Rick is really boring. He reads a lot and can't keep his book widget current.
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Rachel is a 23-year-old homemaker. Her husband thinks she's pretty hot and makes cute kids.