I was reading an article on what seems to be the first surgery in the American colonies. I just love this:

“Owsley thinks the man was hit in the back of the head with a stone ax and suffered a fractured skull. That would suggest the blow came from an Indian, Straube said. But Straube said it is also possible the man simply tripped and fell and hit his head on a rock.”

Yeah, since the Jamestown colony Indians were known for their drug induced peacefulness, it’s likely that the Indians were really nice, and that they gave the colonist so much corn that he couldn’t see, and so he tripped and fell and hit his head on a rock.

I remember a few years ago that I took a “Which John Cusack Character Are You Most Like” test, and I was most like Lloyd Dobler from “Say Anything.” After watching “Say Anything” earlier this week, I have to say, without a doubt, that the test was correct.