Christopher Walken for President?

Posted by Rick in Uncategorized (Wednesday August 31, 2005 at 9:55 am)

Christopher Walken announces his intention to run for President of the United States:

“Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It’s time to be smart about our politics. It’s time to get America back on track.”

3 Responses to “Christopher Walken for President?”

  1. Sarah Mosley Says:

    I might have to vote for him if there’s no one better. Maybe he’d bring style and presence back to the presidency. We could just send him to foreign countries to have chats with their leaders. We could intimidate ourselves out of all wars.

  2. Rick Says:

    *Smirk*

  3. Jon S. Says:

    According to this site, http://www.startribune.com/stories/1553/5574783.html,
    it’s just a rumor.

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