10. I get so tired out writing out orchestrations for all 110 musicians in my string section, don’t you?
9. I find that the best way to build community among the members of my choir is to play softball together – so I broke the choir into 15 teams of 20 people each and we play each other several times a week.
8. This may not work for everybody, but the last time the Pope and I were discussing this issue, we decided the best way to handle it was . . .
7. It’s ironic, but now that my church has given me a six-figure salary, I find tithing even more joyful.
6. I liked my job so much better when it was just me and a few volunteers. Now that I have 17 full-time assistants, it’s just about to do me in.
5. Can you help me with a problem? My church wants to name the new $6 million music wing after me. How do you handle all the praise and adoration your church heaps upon you?
4. I’ve found that running 20 miles before I have my three-hour quiet time really helps me have the energy to cook my wife breakfast and get the kids ready for school.
3. My children’s choir was going to do Bach’s St. Matthew Passion for VBS, but the kids felt it lacked sufficient gravitas to sustain the moment.
2. Ever since my worship CD came out all I do is sign autographs and pose for pictures . . . there’s never any time for the little people who have meant so much to me on my meteoric rise to the pinnacle of my profession.
1. I’ve known Bob Webber since he was a Baptist.
From a sermon delivered by The Rev’d. Sam Pascoe, June 2000