Medicine of Immortality "It's a cold, and it's a broken, 'Hallelujah!'"

Kyrie, on sinPosted by Rick on August 8th, 2008

Kyrie: Jesus took my sins away. Jesus will give my sins back to me.
Rachel: Kyrie, that’s a good thing that He took them away.
Kyrie: I want my sins back!

I think she believes that she can do extra mischief if she had more sins to work with.

Stephen Colbert on gay priests in the Anglican Communion.Posted by Rick on July 29th, 2008

Hilarious.

The New MessiahPosted by Rick on July 25th, 2008

My friend Nathan sent me this bit of political humor, and it’s pretty scary.

A couple more cute Kyrie quotesPosted by Rachel on July 12th, 2008

Kyrie thinks that all pastors are Jesus. When we visited a Lutheran church a few weeks ago during our vacation at the Oregon coast, the pastor said, “Let us rise for the Kyrie,” and Kyrie whispered excitedly, “Jesus said to rise for me!”

Just now, she walked up to Rick and said, “I’m getting SO old, Papa.”

We have a crawler! (and Jesus in the Jungle)Posted by Rick on July 10th, 2008

Well, I was in the midst of writing a post about Kyrie, and Antonio had to show off his crawling skills for a few minutes. He’s still doing it.

Anyway, so Rachel and Esther were all pretending that the grass was a jungle, and they were saying “I see a tiger! I see monkeys!”

Kyrie pipes up, “I see Jesus! Jesus is in the jungle! He’s picking up an elephant!”

Then, just a few minutes ago, Kyrie saw a picture of Jesus in a children’s book, and she said, “Jesus has his sandals on.”

Way to flatter me, kidPosted by Rachel on June 13th, 2008

This morning, as we were snuggling in bed, I smiled at Kyrie.

She said to me, “Mommy, you have bunny teeth.”

Oh, the cutenessPosted by Rachel on June 12th, 2008

Kyrie: “Mama, where’s my other yellow sock?”
Me: “I don’t know, sweetie.”
Kyrie: “Maybe it’s in heaven?”

They’ve got it all figured out…Posted by Rick on May 23rd, 2008

On traditional roles:

Noelle: Girls go shopping.
Kyrie: Yeah, girls go shopping!
Noelle: Boys go shopping too.
Kyrie: No, boys go to work.

Kyrie funniesPosted by Rachel on April 26th, 2008

Today we went to the zoo. While we were at home getting ready, I noticed that Kyrie had taken all her clothes off. So I told her, “Kyrie, you can’t go to the zoo if you’re naked.” She argued, “Animals are naked.”

Also, this morning she was watching VeggieTales on TV and it was about baby Moses in the basket. She suddenly started to cry and ran out of the room. I went to see what was wrong and she said, “I’m afraid of the baby, and I don’t know why!”

After coming home from a very rainy experience at the zoo, Rick decided to lie down to rest and asked Kyrie to sing to him. She began to sing, “Eat this bread, drink this wine…Evie*, Esther, Grandma Lisa…Alleluia, Alleluia.” Then she put a (toy, plastic) slice of pizza in Rick’s mouth and walked away.

*The Evie she was referring to was her little friend, Evelyn Companik

This made me chucklePosted by Rachel on April 24th, 2008

Kyrie: “I want to go to Papa’s restaurant.”
Me: “I didn’t know Papa had a restaurant. What’s it called?”
Kyrie: “It’s called Grandma’s.”